Monday, October 22, 2012

I am so glad I don't have to sit in anymore cattle call auditions.. LOL


So, you want to go to Hollywood and become an actor… Yeah, you and a billion other people from every corner of the globe.



Everyday, the MOST talented and LEAST talented people on earth make the sojourn to Los Angeles to "give it a shot." There are about 500,000 people in L.A. county who cite “Actor” as their occupation. Of these 500,000 people, 175,000 or so belong to SAG/AFTRA, the professional actors’ union. Of these 175,000 unionized actors, only about 8,000 make their living exclusively from acting - probably fewer than that these days as more and more movie stars commit to doing TV work so they can pay their property taxes. This industry wide shift has pushed thousands of actors on the lower rungs right off the ladder.


OW, OW, OW, no more math!


Okay, so you have a dream that is shared by a great many people. The difference between having a dream and having a dream job is action.


People want $24 million dollars a year but they don't want to work for it.



Got Dreams? Get Real!


You don't earn that kind of money WHEN you get the job. You earn that money BEFORE your first audition. You earn the money and the fame WHILE you’re working hard in acting school! Mastery of anything takes exactly 10,000 hours of correct, deliberate, and progressive practice. Casting directors do not want your first audition to be your first time acting. Your first time in front of the camera in Hollywood should not be your first time in front of a camera!


I've just given you the key to your success: Find an acting school that provides 10,000 hours of correct, deliberate, progressive practice. I’ve just eliminated 99% of the acting schools in Los Angeles.



I know, that's math. But keep going.


The great 19th century French actor, François-Joseph Talma said: “Acting has a 20 year apprenticeship." If you practice only 20 hours a week you can cut that time in half. 40 hours a week and you can cut it in half again. If you have the work ethic that James Franco exhibited in class, you may be able to cut it in half once more. According to his teachers, Franco worked like a maniac for years before he got a job. He threw himself into acting, period. He got good at it and then went looking for work.


There is a staggeringly long line-up outside of casting studios in L.A. made up of people who are not prepared to do the work required to develop into truly good actors. After interviewing scores of casting directors over the years, I have learned that 75% to 90% of the people they audition have no business being in the business.


If you have dreams you have to get real about them!



Now, if you've been awarded an Olympic gold medal or if you’ve been featured on the cover of Vogue or Time Magazine - or if you date Justin or Katie, are a world-class rapper, weight lifter, martial artist, or did something you shouldn’t have done with the President of the United States, well then, Hollywood has a deal waiting for you. Let’s face it. If you can get on the cover of the National Enquirer with any frequency, you're just one role from movie star status. If BatBoy ever comes out of his cave, he'll see "When can you start?" painted on the side of the limo that will inevitably be waiting for him.



If your looks are so striking that the room goes quiet when you enter it, if your personality is so sparkling that you make the Dos Equis guy look lame, if you are sexually attractive and non-threatening to both sexes equally, if you have emotional depth and range, spontaneous responsiveness, and a limitless imagination, then you can skip all the hard work. The rest of the world has to learn their craft.


If you already know a working producer or director, that can definitely help. Nepotism is alive and well in Hollywood. You would still have to prove yourself, but there are certain connections that can give you an important advantage.


That said, regardless of your connections, there’s no way to get around the need to work hard! Scott Caan certainly benefited from the connections (and genetic gifts) provided by his legendary father, James Caan. I watched Scott work just as hard, or even harder than anyone else in his class when he attended acting school, and I understand that he continues to devote considerable energy to his own writing and theater projects. Ashley Judd, as well, withstood a gauntlet of abuse in acting class. She did not quit in the face of it but dedicated endless hours to the practice of the fundamentals. According to Ashley, when her mother, Naomi Judd, learned that her youngest wanted to be an actress, she decried her daughter’s ambitions saying, “Oh, no … that’s just being a faker. I don’t want you to live in lies.” When Naomi came to audit Ashley’s class and saw what went into her training (“I almost threw Mom out of class for having an open bottle of fruit juice”) she cried, saying, “Ashley, I had it all wrong. Acting isn’t about telling lies; it’s all about telling the truth.” That’s when Naomi started throwing 110% of her weight around to help support her daughter’s career.


Your opportunity to work hard will come when you are in acting school; an acting school that provides 10,000 hours of training. You will also have to work at making yourself an attraction. When your name alone sells tickets to 100+ seat theaters in L.A. and your fanbase on YouTube/FaceBook/IMDB/Twitter is over 10,000, then you’ll know that you're on the right track!


NO! NO MORE MATH!


So, what does all this have to do with NoHo?



In all likelihood, NoHo is where you’ll live when you get started. In NoHo, you’ll be close to all of the major studios and fairly close to most of the casting offices. I recommend that you get started at Central Casting, a casting company for background actors, which is located at 220 South Flower Street in Burbank. After all, it’s a good idea to do some background work first so that you can get some practical experience in a professional movie shoot. Once you’ve gained some experience working on a few sets, you’ll want to join the Union. In L.A., you won’t be perceived as a professional actor unless you’re a member of SAG/AFTRA. The SAG/AFTRA office is located adjacent to the La Brea Tar Pits in Museum Square, at 5757 Santa Monica Blvd.



Most importantly, NoHo is cheap - by L.A. standards anyway. In NoHo, there are some decent night spots, relatively good restaurants, lots of little theaters where you can see TV stars on stage, and at least a couple dozen acting schools. There are just as many jobs in the San Fernando Valley (known locally as “The Valley”) as there are anywhere in the rest of L.A., and the landlords there are pretty flexible about three adults and a cockatoo sharing a studio apartment.


Note: It can get unbearably HOT in the Valley, where temperatures are always 10 to14 degrees warmer than anywhere else in Los Angeles.



You really don't want to hear about the NoHo of 20 years ago but it’s a pretty safe community today. There are a few middle-to-upscale neighborhoods in NoHo that are very safe if Mom and Dad are paying your way. Toluca Lake is a possibility for those of you who need to have something bigger than a bungalow, and if you want to be a stone’s throw away from Bob Hope and Roy Disney. The farther North you travel on Lankershim Blvd, the cheaper the accommodations. The ads will say that the property has a pool, but a 25’x20’, 9-foot deep, concrete hole in the ground with 200 gallons of green sludge, a tricycle and a rusty barbecue sticking out of the water, is not my idea of a pool.


You will need to find a 'SHIRT JOB' that is flexible so that you can get time off for auditions. Remember, you might have to drop the job the minute you're hired for a feature film, but you’ll want to stay on good terms with the boss so you can get it back when the studio’s done shooting. Also, you'll want to do dozens of 'Shorts' on YouTube and the like, FOR FREE! Those might take time away from your job as well.


Don't even think about coming to Los Angeles to be an actor unless you have decided that you will absolutely never, ever, quit. The schools you'll find in NoHo are largely the kind that will take advantage of people who come to L.A. to "give it a shot." Anyone who has it in his or her head to give it three or six months “to see how it goes” will get the kind of results one can expect from that kind of commitment.


American acting teacher Sanford Meisner used to ask students, "Why do you want to be an actor?" If they said they just knew they were supposed to be stars or that they wanted to show all those kids back in (insert name of village here), or any of a plethora of other rationalizations, he would smile politely and send them elsewhere to study. If they stumbled and mumbled and could not offer a single concrete reason for taking up the study of acting, Sandy again would smile, knowing that he'd just found an actor.


Contributor: J.D. Coburn


Bio: JD Coburn's family has been a part of American theater for over 160 years. JD took his first lead at the age of 7. At 18, he had taken part in over 40 plays, including 6 years in repertory theater. He followed this up with a career in commercial broadcasting on Seattle and L.A. radio. Today he is an acting teacher, working privately with students in L.A..



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